The Dallas Connection

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David W @Sternhammer 03/18/2024 Andy Sedaris strikes again. You know what you're going to get. A bevvy of pretty girls, some light titillating and an even lighter plot. See more 04/23/2013 Pure cheese to the fullest extent, The Dallas Connection is like any other Sidaris film. This makes it difficult to review since it is similar to the other films Andy and his sons have made, but I still enjoyed it for what it is and it gave me a satisfactory fix for my craving of cheesy action films. Besides, I've become quite fond of their films. I think it's impossible for me to hate anything the Sidaris family has made. If you enjoyed the other films, you'll like this one. If you hated the other entries, this won't change your mind. See more 10/27/2012 Stunning secret agents move to stop hitwomen from killing top scientists. Another Sidaris family offering serving up spies and thighs with even more emphasis on thighs than usual. Luckily, Samantha Phillips is on board to shoulder the burden. See more 08/22/2012 The standard Sidaris formula applies here and doesn't disappoint. Agents posing as exotic dancers attempt to procure valuable computer chips vital in the war against terror. The kind of film you don't mind staying up late for to catch on cable. See more 04/10/2012 "That was some scene up there, remind me never to have sex with you." A trilogy of female assassins led by Julie Strain's Black Widow use the power of their fake breasts to lure their pray and steal an all-too-important-for-some-reason computer chip. The first film in the Malibu Express series to be directed by Andy Sidaris' son Drew, The Dallas Connection is wall-to-wall with awkwardly unsexy sex scenes (which is nothing new to this saga), but Strain's bad girl schtick is getting old. I miss the charm of Donna Spier's righteous government agent and even though I'm happy to see some of the regulars like Bruce Penhall and Rodrigo Obregon, the ladies are really lacking. Samantha Max, Cobra, Scorpion....where's the fun? VF. See more 09/29/2011 The 9th (!!!) one of these films features the spies protecting a scientist whose computer chip mustn't fall into the hands of assassins. More Julie Strain, more explosions, more sexy assassins, I cannot stress enough that you already know if you like this type of thing. Rental? See more Read all reviews

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