The Legend of Robert the Doll

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Apr 14, 2022 The Revenge? of Robert the Doll - it's the second film, but it's set 70 years in the past. How is he avenging things that have not yet occurred? The first 30 minutes of the film have little to no bearing on the rest of the narrative; the only connection is through a nonsensical magical book that brings dolls to life for no reason. There's an abusive husband, a runaway wife, a psychopathic hitchhiker and an unassuming farmhand who is revealed to be a Nazi officer literally out of nowhere. It isn't until halfway through the movie that there is an onslaught of incredibly clunky and somewhat incoherent exposition and we are introduced to a toymaker with some of the worst old man makeup ever seen in film, along with the titular Robert the Doll. The doll and his pals then perform a series of nazi-murders and it is suggested that they single-puppeteered-handedly ended the Second World War. This car crash of a film ends with an inexplicable jump to the U.K. in 2012, in which the toymaker is STILL ALIVE?? I was left with so very many questions, and literally no answers. See more Jan 24, 2019 The worst movie ever it was a waste of time don't watch See more Read all reviews

The Legend of Robert the Doll

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